If you are studying medicine or are about to enter medicine, do not miss this list of the stupidest answers you'll hear when you say that you are studying this race. PATIENCE!
The responses are classified by the type of person you find yourself ....
Toxic: So, in a few years I'll prescribe some drugs
The sadist: Have you seen how autopsies are done? The hypochondriac: Maybe you know, a week ago I have a pain in ... He who does not pass the entry test: I have never studied medicine. Too much to study, so that later you have to do specialization where they want them. And the hospital environment is disgusting
He who is afraid of blood: When you get your blood will not you faint?
The elderly: Waoooo! You're a genius
The moralist: Try not to become cynical as all doctors, please
The banal: With dentistry were doing more money
Pervert: Can I borrow the gown I want to do things with a girl?
The poor comedian: Then you have to make the Hippocratic Oath
The literary humorist: Desperate times call for extreme unction
The practical: Great, so I can do medical certificates when I do not want to go to work
The motivator: How boring, you have to work at night
The vain: I'm glad you specialize in plastic surgery, so you do me about changes within a few years old
The curious: Have you already diagnosed illness? Which already has a specialization: Flee, before you do not have time to escape
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