Monday, April 6, 2015

41 truths medical student

All medical students will relate to each of these truths, and if you do not feel identified mmm think change your career

1. You discover firsthand that your test scores did not correlate with your academic performance.

2. People ask you if faced expectation "'ve seen dead" (no matter what year're nobody seems to know that anatomy is done in first).

3. The friends of your parents identify you as "he / she studies Medicine".

4. Your grandparents used your career to boast in front of his acquaintances.

5. All your family and friends come to you for a tip when they notice changes in your skin (though it's your first day of school freshman).

6. You respond to invitations from friends with a "I can not, I have to study."

7. Have you ever so much to study, you do not find time even to go to the doctor.

8. You get up in the morning without Having lying (and not be out on the town!).

9. No matter how much you study whenever you feel that there is more to know.

10. If you go to the city for a weekend, in your purse you carry more books than clothes.

11. eagerly waits on weekends, to study what you did not meet to review the week.

12. You are more familiar with Moore, Harrison, Netter and Goic, surnames surnames with your classmates.

13. You compare the price of books in two or more positions before buying.

14. You are able to spend hours in a warehouse sale of a publisher, in order to get a book that costs less than the minimum wage.

15. It takes at least a minute to answer the simple question: How long is your race? ".

16. You feel that all your colleagues are studying college easier than yours careers.

17. You often you question what age end up marrying and having children.

18. You do not understand what they do with so much time in Pedagogy and Advertising, and think you could end any race (except for Medicine), in less years than officially last.

19. you think that architects and designers are unable to organize their time.

20. You have raised several times the possibility to change you to study Communications.

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21. Are you sure / a that 80% of your fellow men will marry a nurse, and 80% of your companions plainly not marry women.

22. Since no surprises anything you see on an episode of Grey's Anatomy (and even make fun of them).

23. You feel that there are things in the world that can give disgust.

24.Conoces the four principles of bioethics.

25. If you wonder what your size of gloves, you know exactly what to say.

26. You have your own heart auscultation with your new stethoscope, taken your own pulse, and measured your own pressure.

27. You discover that you can not have lunch with your classmates without falling inexorably medical topics.

28. comets with your peers quality sutures and refinement of surgical technique after watching a program on TV where they show surgeries.

29. You identify the smell of formalin kilometers.

30.Te feel rejected by your peers if your stethoscope is no "Littmann".

31. look at the different models of aprons health personnel, and when one you like you, you ask that person where it was purchased.


32. understand the meaning of acronyms such as hypertension, COPD, and DM RR2T.

33. Do your muscles ache, but you have myalgias and you are not thirsty or hungry, but with polydipsia and polyphagia.

34. People are not lying, but supine.

35. You feel morally obliged to stop for any car accident.

36. KO'd in your lexicon suffix "logy" and you simply say Anato, Histo, Semio, Cardio, Embrio ...

37. Tomas more coffee than water during the day.

38. Miss the days when you could know what was happening with the national news.

39. You learn that war had begun just after the war is over.

40.Try to remember every day the reason why you went to study medicine and if you do not find, do you comfort thinking that sooner or later you're going to graduate (always later than sooner).

41. Each time you reach your hands a box of remedies, you look at the composition and mgs.

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