Tuesday, April 7, 2015

18 principles of medicine that do not teach you in college

If you are a medical student or doctor, sure they do not teach these principles in college

Today we bring you 18 principles of Health Sciences on the details of the physicians, patients and other health personnel, from the book: Murphy's Law for Physicians, writer Arthur Bloch, a specialist in the difficult art of provoking laughter.

Six principles of Patients
1. Just because the doctor knows the name of your illness does not mean you know what it is.

2. The oldest and magazines are boring waiting room, the more time you wait until you receive.

3. Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.

18 principios de la Medicina que no te enseñan en la facultad - botes para niños

4. Never get enough pills to last day of treatment.

5. The tablets to be taken with meals are the most disgusting.

6. Even the water tastes bad when taken on prescription.

7. If it appears that his sufferings are improving, chances are that your doctor is sickening.

Comment by Lord Cohen
8. The feasibility of an operation is not the best indicator of its results.

Telesco Law on Nursing
9. All injectors are at the other end of the hallway.

10. The medical capacity is inversely proportional to its available time.

18 principios de la Medicina que no te enseñan en la facultad - médico ocupado

11. There are two types of tape (tape) which does not stick and you can not take off.

12. Everyone wants both a calming injection.

13. All who do not want a sedative injection when you offered them, they want when passing sleeping pills.

Barach Act
14. An alcoholic is someone who drinks more than his doctor.

Warning Matz
15. Be careful with the doctor who is very adept out of trouble.

18 principios de la Medicina que no te enseñan en la facultad - cuidado

Silver law on medical
16. Never heals well.

Rule Matz about medicines
17. A drug is a substance which, when injected to a rat, produces a scientific report.

Edd Act on Radiology
18. The colder the x-ray plate, the more they stick to the body.

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